[CLASSIFIED] Special Agents

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Name: Gottfried Himmel 

Birth: 1950
Country: Germany
City: München

Occupation: Psychiatrist

Source: http://www.kogama.com/profile/14971123/

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Name: Harald Bjarnessen
Birth: 1955
Country: Denmark
City: Älborg

Occupation: Fisherman

Source: http://www.kogama.com/profile/11375743/

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Initials: M A
Codename: Mikhail Gorbachev (Mikey)
Country: [classified]

City: [classified]

Occupation: [classified]

Source: [classified]

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Name: Rubens W. Nelson
Codename: Ronald Reagan (Ronnie)
Country: Germany
City: Not specified

Ocupation: Researcher

Observation: never ask what the W stands for.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/anidrido.sulfuroso

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Name: Celeste Cielo
Codename: Margaret Thatcher (Margie)
Country: Bariloche
City: Argentina

Occupation: Researcher

Source: http://www.facebook.com/polietileno.acetileno

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Name: Dolores Fuertes de Barriga
Codename: Hillary Clinton
Country: [classified]
City: [classified]

Occupation: Retired / Former Science Teacher

Source: https://www.trespong.blogspot.com/2017/10/biografia-de-dolores-f-de-barriga_6.html

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Name: Valdir Tejano
Codename: Boris Yeltsin
Country: Uruguay
City: Montevideo

Occupation: Journalist

Source: [classified]

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Name: Henrique Zurique
Codename: Heinrich Zürich
Country: Brazil
City: Juca Leao

Occupation: Tycoon and former Mayor

Source: http://www.trespong.blogspot.com/2018/03/entrevista-com-henrique-zurique.html

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Name: Flatcher Fukanaga
Codename: Bill Clinton
Country: Canada
City: Ottawa

Occupation: Police Officer

Source: [classified]

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Name: Thiago Afonso
Codename: Mitt Romney
Planet: Azeitona (Olive, in Portuguese)
Country: Javalândia (Javaland)

Occupation: Superhero

Source: [classified]

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Name: Regina Felix
Codename: Sarah Palin
Country: Madeira
City: Funchal

Occupation: Retired / Former Engineer

Source: [classified]

Dead meme

Girl: How old are you?

Boy: One hundred…

Girl: OMG! You’re so old!

(Girl commits bad)

(Boy visits grave)

Boy: I’m a vampire. Now your soul is mine.

(Boy takes girl’s soul)

This is so sad… Like if you cried.

April/2018

Sketch

Interviewer: Hello everyone! And welcome to another great program. (Clap sounds) Today, I’m going to interview a girl who doesn’t know how to use the grammar tenses correctly. Please, come in Mrs. Carrotfield.

(More clap sounds)

*Mrs. Carrotfield sits down*

Mrs. Carrotfield: I’m very thank you to ‘am’ here.

Interviewer: Whoah! I’m glad you’re enjoying. Let’s move on the first question. How often do you mistake the tenses?

Mrs. Carrotfield: Usually. It happens when I ‘have been’ in the presence of my husband.

Interviewer: When did it start?

Mrs. Carrotfield: It ‘starts’ when I’m very very confused on what I ‘has’ to do or what I ‘has’ to say. My husband almost let me ‘finished’ a sentence, and that ‘sent' me crazy!

Interviewer: Were you taught grammar lessons when you were a child?

Mrs. Carrotfield: Yes, but as long as we ‘was living’ in the countryside, the priest who used to ‘will come’ missed some classes and me and my siblings ‘were losing’ the grammar lessons.

Interviewer: What’s your favorite grammar tense?

Mrs. Carrotfield: I ‘will like’ very much the simple present, the past continuous and the present perfect.

Interviewer: All right! I’ve talked to Mrs. Carrotfield. Do you want to say something to the crowd?

Mrs. Carrotfield: Be happy and stay in school! Bye!

*Mrs. Carrotfield leaves.*

December/2017

Dialogue

Ned is sitting down in a bench feeding the pigeons with corn seeds. Fred reaches.

‘Excuse-me…’

‘Hello’

‘I believe you have dropped something’

*Ned picks wallet in the floor* ‘Thank’s! What’s your name by the way?’

‘They call me Fred! And you?’

‘My name’s Ned.’

‘Great! Do you want some ice cream?’

‘Sure!’

Narrator: …and, with that said, a friendship has started.

December/2017

OK Google

What's the difference between barf, vomit and puke?

Oops!

This isn't Google engine!

Sorry!

Drugs

To fight the drug dealing, it's necessary over all to fight the corruption. Those are two pillars that exist thanks to the mutualism of their essence.

Think about a man, family father, married, three children and smokes weed sometimes after supper. Can this be considered an addiction?

And how about a woman, married, one child, high executive of a business. And sniffs cocaine when she hang out with her friends, once a month. Is she addicted?

The narcotics offers to the user the evasion of the world, perhaps a sensation of freedom, liberty. But what's the price for that? The drugs, when abused and overused, can destroy any person's career, take off their house, their car, their wife, husband, spouse, their family, even their life. There is only one thing that the drugs cannot interfere, though, that is the dignity. Because it's this that make life wonderful and great as it is.

Enjoy life and do not abuse drugs.

World Cup

This is my first post on this blog, so I'm not sure what to say.

Last wednesday, on June 27th, Germany played against South Korea in the WC. In the last few minutes, SK started making goals in the adversary team. I think it were two. While SK was making their second goal, the German goalkeeper just vanished, I mean, how is this possible?

Germany's soccer selection knew it was going to lose, in any way. However, if you know you're going to lose, it's better to lose with style. It doesn't matter when you are going to lose, but how you're going to lose is more important. It defines the character.